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Sunday, May 24, 2015

Ted Cruz fails to identify clitoris on female anatomy chart.

Almost all the stupidities come out of Republicans, I hope to see a few Democratic stupidities to balance it out.  Republicans don't know nothing about biology, nor maths.  These assholes don't believe in seeing the God's gift, but know only using it.

Mike Ghouse

“Presidential candidate Ted Cruz fails to identify clitoris on female anatomy chart.”

Chicago IL- Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz a popular Presidential candidate and elected Republican senator from Texas was recently embarrassed when asked to identify key components of female anatomy at a recent subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness, U.S Senate Commerce Committee where Cruz currently serves as Chairman.
“I don’t know how the topic came up but it escalated quickly, before you knew it someone had produced a presentation diagram of the female reproductive system.” said one attendee
It appeared as an orchestrated attack on Cruz in order to highlight his incompetence. Senator Cruz has recently been criticized for his strong, right wing positions on a number of topics from religious beliefs to gay rights and gun control.
One attendee recounted the awkward exchange
“After mumbling and making broad sweeping gestures across the entire image, he finally settled on what appeared to be a randomly selected point below the vagina near the anus.”
The committee and attending press erupted and had to be called back to order before a line of questioning further confirmed Senator Cruz’s inability to locate or identify the female clitoris.
When asked for commentary while exiting the subcommittee hall Senator Cruz responded defensively
“If you don’t think I know where the clit is you’re crazy. How could I have two kids if I didn’t know where the clitoris is? This whole thing was a stunt perpetuated by the liberal media and carried out by Democratic members of the subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness, U.S Senate Commerce Committee.”
Cruz did not respond to further questioning regarding the lack of the clitoris’s role in conception, fertilization and child birth.

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